Chapter 12: She Dislikes Her

    The old wendu at last noticed the scattered corpses all over the ground. Those eye sockets which were only black holes stared at him without a soul and questioned him.

    His gaze fell on Zheng He's smooth and fair neck, and Old Wen remembered that he had clearly cut off a piece of flesh from her.

    He was still bleeding, but this evil spirit seemed to be in high spirits as if nothing had happened.

    Yes, this is not a person, this is an evil spirit.

    How can a person compete with an evil spirit?

    The fierce flames in his heart were suddenly extinguished.

    The blood in Old Wen's palm seeped through the fabric, slowly dripping down the blade handle.

    He stared at Zheng He intensely, "Do you often do things like this?"

    He pointed the blade at the charred and twisted corpses all over the ground, some of which even showed the twisted expressions on their faces before they died.

    What's your purpose?

    Are you killing fish?

    Zheng He carefully avoided these charred corpses. She shrugged her shoulders and showed a disdainful expression, "That's true. It's so charred, but if the fire were a bit smaller, it would be quite fragrant."

    Old Wen suddenly raised his eyes, and the monkey also looked at Zheng He in shock.

    The two of them couldn't believe their ears.

    What did she say?

    Doneness?

    Temperature!

    Damn evil spirit, it's already killing and setting fire to others. What the hell are you talking about "temperature"!

    How could it even be fragrant?

    What fragrance? What kind of fragrance?

    Roasting humans!

    Evil spirit... indeed, it is an evil spirit!

    【Value removed +10】

    【Current Removing Value: 84%】

    Zheng He was bewildered. Why did it increase again?

    If it continues to increase like this, her removing value will be full soon!

    Seems like there's no point in talking about the temperature issue anymore. Zheng He decisively changed the topic, "Alright, alright. Just find someone to clean up the mess."

    She turned her eyes around, imitating the demeanor of the original host, "Monkey, you take care of it!"

    The monkey trembled all over, holding onto Old Wen's arm and hiding under his shadow, nodded.

    【Removing Value -1】

    【Current Removing Value: 83%】

    Yes, making people work can lower the removing value.

    Zheng He raised her eyebrows, "Fine, I'll do it myself. Go rest."

    The monkey clutched Old Wen's clothes tightly, showing no objection, and nodded submissively.

    【Removing Value +1】

    【Current Removing Value: 84%】

    Interesting.

    Zheng He felt embarrassed and changed her mind again, "Oh, is there anything to eat in the kitchen? I'm hungry, Old Wen. Send me some food! Monkey, you take care of cleaning up here!"

    The monkey's face turned pale white and nodded again without a single word.

    【Removing Value -1】

    【Current Removing Value: 83%】

    Is there anything else that the monkey can do to further reduce the removing value?

    Zheng Dangwu's removing value remains at 1%. She can't leave Zheng Dangwu alone in this world, so it seems she needs to find other ways to lower the removing value.

    After Zheng He closed the door, the monkey breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Vancouver, a good man doesn't eat a loss in front of his eyes. It looks like this evil spirit doesn't intend to bother us..."

    Old Wen coldly smiled, "She doesn't want to trouble us, she just wants to eat us."

    The monkey released his arm on Old Wen's shoulder, turning his eyes, "Vancouver, what do you think? We should follow the strategy of 'driving tiger and swallowing wolf'?"

    Old Wen couldn't bear to see the scattered corpses in the cockpit. He went outside, took a deep breath, and said, "What do you think?"

    The monkey followed him step by step, "That old guy has also practiced immortality and even refined a golden elixir, so he should be a master. This Jiaomu Jiao is his territory, and this evil spirit burned the ship to this state and killed so many people. The old guy can't just sit idly by and do nothing, right?"

    "Drive tiger and swallow wolf?"

    Old Wen coldly smiled, "Fear not, but the wolves might even want to eat all of us up!"

    "You must be packing shit in your head!"

    "You've also plucked the old guy's fingernails and chopped his legs. If he doesn't tear you to pieces, it's a wonder! Rather than relying on him, rely on the Immortal Affairs Office!"

    The monkey stammered, "But you just said we couldn't call the Immortal Affairs Office, right... I was just thinking that the old guy certainly wants to kill us, but he may also not want to kill this evil spirit. Isn't it said that those who practice immortality usually prefer to kill such evil spirits quickly?"

    That's true indeed.

    Compared to them, the immortals are more disdainful of evil spirits.

    Especially the executives of the Immortal Affairs Office are the most ruthless.

    If they encounter an evil spirit, they often don't care about the reasons and kill it instantly.

    "Let's wait and see."

    Old Wen pondered for a moment before deciding, "That old guy isn't any good himself."

    ————————————————————————————————

    "Are you hungry?"

    Zheng Dangwu lay on the bed, with one foot propped up, idly flipping through the original host's notes.

    Zheng He smiled and said, "They will bring us food soon, so you can wait a bit longer."

    The cockpit burst into flames, but it was also unknown what high-tech was aboard the ship. The fire only raged in the cockpit and did not spread to other areas.

    Zheng Dangwu pouted her lips, rolled over on the bed, and curiously looked at Zheng He, pointing to the door, "Don't you think the way they looked at you when you went out was very strange?"

    She laughed with a hidden meaning.

    Zheng He, however, did not think anything of it. Her own expression on her face was not exactly pleasant either.

    "They probably haven't seen such a scene before, either."

    She gestured to Zheng Dangwu, "You haven't seen it, but the golden big carp is two meters long!"

    "It has spikes on its head, which looks terrifying!"

    "The fish even cries like humans!"

    Zheng He stretched out her arms and tried her best to reproduce the situation for Zheng Dangwu, "This forbidden sea is indeed bizarre. Humans don't eat fish, but the fish looks as if it wants to eat humans."

    "It feels like you can't grow into this shape without drinking nuclear wastewater for twenty years!"

    Zheng Dangwu looked at her with a serious expression and couldn't help but laugh loudly, rolling around on the bed.

    "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

    "Ha ha ha! You really should take a look at your expression in the mirror; it's incredibly foolish!"

    "Too interesting, truly too interesting! Ha ha ha ha!"

    "Two-meter-long fish, and it's golden! Ha ha ha ha!"

    She laughed so exaggeratedly that Zheng He worried her laughter might be heard outside. She quickly covered Zheng Dangwu's mouth, "Shh! There are still people outside. Be quiet, don't cause trouble, okay?"

    Zheng Dangwu muffled her laughter and pushed her nose gently against the palm of her hand.

    Zheng He watched her happy expression and, for no apparent reason, laughed herself, "What's so funny about a fish? It's not a Godzilla."

    "Is it really necessary to be so happy?"

    Tap-tap-tap——

    Someone is knocking on the door.

    Zheng He rubbed the bridge of Zheng Dangwu's nose, stood up, and opened the cockpit door.

    Zheng Dangwu blinked her big eyes and revealed two deep dimples.

    "The funny thing is not the fish, but you..."

    "My foolish sister."

    She buried her unrestrained laughter into the bed.