Why do people in this world seem to be so mentally abnormal?
Zheng He put down the old Wen in his hand, "Provincial Mansion."
The sounds outside the door died down.
Zheng He sincerely suggested, "Narcissism is a disease; you should see a doctor."
"Can't you try looking at the sea if it doesn't work?"
"The sea is a wonderful thing," he said. "When you're in a good mood, you can look at it, and just by looking at it, your mood will naturally become better. When you're not in a good mood, you can also jump into it. One jump and all your worries will be gone."
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"A few people bungee jumped just now, I bet they're still swimming around in the sea, they must be very comfortable. Why don't you join your friends and give it a try?"
Just as she finished her sentence, there was a momentary silence outside the door. Zheng He suddenly felt a chill down her spine. She spun around abruptly, "Old Wen! Get out of the way! Don't pretend to be dead!"
'Bang—'
Before the words could fall, a strong arm with bulging muscles broke through the door!
The protective array flickered and then extinguished!
What kind of counterfeit and shoddy products does the Immortal Gate shack sell!
Zheng He shouted angrily, jumped directly and landed in the corner of the room.
Old Wen hadn't come to his senses when the scaled claws that burst through the door and directly grabbed his arm.
The sharp claws, sensing the blood, clawed excitedly on the ground, emitting a piercing sound of metal scraping.
Following that, it started to wildly cut the door. The door without the protection of the array was easier to break through than the national football goal, and in a blink of an eye, it was split in half.
"Sister...... stop laughing...... stop laughing!"
"General Guangxia's white face peeked through the door frame. His voice was melancholic, intertwined with great terror and excitement, 'Why are you laughing at me!'"
The sunlight tilted, and Zheng He could now see what he looked like.
He was indeed still Guangxia, Guangxia's body and Guangxia's head, but beneath him, there was a slimy, smooth deep blue tail. This tail was thick and strong, standing on the ground in place of Guangxia's legs.
It rolled over the broken pieces of wood on the ground, emitting a teeth-grinding sound.
Guangxia's emaciated body hung in the air like a sugar-coated haws haw, supported by a skewer. From the inside of his body, he continuously pushed out some viscous and turbid liquid. Following the deep blue tail, it slid down and left sticky marks on the carpet.
Apart from the tail that seemed to have no end, Guangxia had entirely slipped into the cockpit. Leaning forward, his snake-like tail's scales scraped and wriggled across the floor, emitting a cold, rustling sound.
If she saw this kind of snake man image in any horror movie, Zheng He might think it's a bit scary.
Old Wen beside him looked up at the mutated Guangxia, his eyes completely lifeless.
However, as Zheng He looked at Guangxia's body now, she not only wasn't scared but even felt a little curious about how the human body and snake tail were connected.
This curiosity had been with her since she was a child when she watched a fantasy drama. The female lead was the descendant of Nuwa, human with a snake tail.
Unlike the female lead in the drama, Guangxia still had two legs.
Without any unnecessary words, Zheng He swung the axe and directly charged towards Guangxia.
Guangxia's body trembled excitedly, he took a deep breath and his face expression became even more mad, "three······"
"I didn't expect there to be three people inside······"
"All mine!"
"Mine!"
Zheng He crouched down and twisted her waist, bending her body into a full moon bow. She shot towards Guangxia's snake tail all of a sudden, pushing off the ground with her palm and twisting her ankle, vanishing from Guangxia's sight.
Guangxia was fidgety, twisting and turning. His tail was still outside the cockpit, so his body wasn't very agile and couldn't keep up with Zheng He's speed of rotation.
"Sister, don't run. Baby is hungry. Can't you let baby eat you?"
"Eating you, baby will definitely be full!"
Disgusting, still calling him a baby?
Zheng He surged forward, supported the dashboard and leaped up. She kicked Guangxia squarely on the temple.
Guangxia's vision went dark, his head was buzzing, and he collapsed with a loud thud. Zheng He rushed forward, swinging the axe down towards Guangxia's neck.
Chu-——
Deep blue scales quickly covered Guangxia's neck, and the axe scratched out a dazzling flame on the scales.
A miss, Zheng He kicked Guangxia in the chest with a foot, gritting her teeth and rolling over to avoid the tail sweeping towards her.
What's this? The axe can't penetrate.
This world is full of scammers, isn't it? It was said to be the treasure of the own, why can't the axe penetrate it?
It's useful for fighting ghosts!
"Really ugly."
Zheng Dangwu don't know when he came out of the cabin, she was holding her arms on the chair, leisurely watching Zheng He evading Guangxia's attack.
Guangxia's eyes didn't see the monkey lying on the ground or the old man, nor did they see the elegant Zheng Dangwu in white. All his focus was on catching Zheng He.
"Dangwu!"
Zheng He quickly pulled a distance away from Zheng Dangwu, shouted loudly, "What are you doing out here?"
"Go back!"
The cockpit originally had little space, and pulling a distance away won't take you far. Zheng He rarely shouted at Zheng Dangwu with severity, "Be obedient!"
Guangxia's blood surged throughout his body, and constantly, blood mist surged out from his skin pores. In the faint blood mist, his figure became increasingly tall.
While they fought, Guangxia's body swept over the table and chairs, knocking over the still-burning candleholder to the ground.
Zheng Dangwu couldn't bear to watch anymore. She jumped down and stepped on the candle, turning it in a circle with her toes, "Stupid, you're still waiting for what!"
"To blood open the blade, perform the Ritual of Da! "
A hint of golden radiance flashed across her eye socket, and the same golden radiance appeared in Zheng He's pupil.
Zheng He didn't hesitate to slash her palm with the axe. Blood from her palm slid down, but didn't fall to the ground, instead directly dropping into the dry spring in the middle of the Golden-scale Land.
A thin red line, starting from this drop of blood, quickly climbed towards the White-Faced Benevolent Nuo.
Red blood merged into the Golden-scale Land, making the benevolent Nuo the most radiant among the seven Nuo.
As Zheng He pulled her hand open and cut with blood, the White-Faced Benevolent Nuo appeared on her face simultaneously, but she herself was unaware that a Nuo mask had appeared on her own face.
She spread her legs, squatted slightly in a strange posture, holding the axe in one hand and tapping with the other empty hand at the top of her head.
One, then two, then three.
The Ritual of Da.
The dancer, the witch.
The original dance was originally created to inspire and uplift the people.
Wearing the Nuo mask, exorcise evil spirits, avoid disasters, entertain gods to avoid disasters, grant blessings to the good, and impose calamities on the evil.
Different from the Nuo dance that extinguished the madness flame before, this time the Nuo dance invoked gods from the start.
Zheng He doesn't know whether there are gods in this strange world, and she doesn't know which god to seek help from in case of such things.
But in the research materials she investigated in her previous life, there was a god at the origin of many Nuo plays, holding an axe to open mountains, pushing and blocking up and down, splitting and chopping from left to right, paving the way for all the gods and standing at the forefront of them.
You can call Him opening mountain general, opening mountain fierce general, opening mountain king, opening mountain god, or you can call Him opening mountain ancestor.
After inviting the gods, it's time to reward them with dance.
Muttering the name of the Mountain-Opening God in her heart, an indescribable power surged through the axe, like electricity spreading throughout her body.
Zheng He's eyes are wide open, her toes touching the ground, and her hands and feet stretched to their maximum, moving around and dodging Guangxia's body.
The axe in her hand has black light flowing, like clouds and water, cutting through Guangxia's snake tail. Countless bloody lines, piercing the skin and flesh deeply, made Guangxia's eyes about to burst, but he couldn't keep up with the figure that was constantly rotating and dodging.
The black flowing light appeared in front of Guangxia's eyes in the blink of an eye!
